ZOINKS

ooooooooo

the best part of this is it would be even more effective if used sarcastically

(via fuckyeahtext)

If I find enough flail gifs of varying emotional tones I should be able to cover all of my reactions to anything

avenging-super-who-lockian:

Please?

heyreiinah:

wtf Olivia?

wtf Roman?

wtf Peter?

wtf Christina?

wtf is going on.

WTF INDEED

SHEEIT asdhjasfgjdshgfjshdfhdf mass displeasure

I was so enamored of Hemlock Grove for so much time and then JAHDFGSKDHFGAKSDASD IT LOST ITS SHIT like WHAT THE HELL, WHAT EVEN, WHAT

OH MY GOD WHAT DID WE JUST WATCH GUYS

This was the reaction of my friends and I after finishing OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT EVEN, WHAT, by which I mean Hemlock Grove, by which I mean WHAT

So for 1-10 episodes it seems like a teeny if a little parody-like vampire & werewolf show, a la gory and semi-self-aware Twilight. Funny guys! This is so amusing! Roman’s character is wonderfully stupid, Peter is the trope of all tropes, and TEEN PREGNANCY by IMMACULATE CONCEPTION? Or RAPE BY COUSIN?

…wait what-

Roman likes his blood! Roman likes drugs! Roman likes wearing his blood as lipstick? THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL WEIRD PART. Oh, no. NOPE.

Suddenly, FACES ARE RIPPED OFF FOR NO REASON. People are reincarnated a bunch, or randomly left to die, I guess. Bacon grease in the church! LOLOLOLOLWUT

Wait that vampire has wings? OH PARDON ME THAT’S AN UPIR. That means WINGS and TAILS and GYPSY LOVER BOYS and SPOOKY BABIES WITH MUSHROOM CAPS ON THEIR HEADS that their parents LATER EAT, and wait if he’s the angel then he KNOCKED UP HIS COUSIN, maybe????????? AND THEN HE EATS HIS MOM. And the werewolf is BALD.

Oh and OUROBOROS. MYSTERIOUS SELF-CANNIBALIZING SNAKE. Symbol of the passage of cycles of time and WEIRD SCIENCE. All along this story line CREEPY SMILE MCGEE (Pryce, PhD in WTF) is engineering CREEPY BABIES out of DEAD BABIES (no joke). THEY LIVE IN WEIRD GLOWING SACS IN BIG METAL BOXES AND SCARE YOUNG NOT-VAMPIRES LIKE ROMAN. MEANWHILE, homeless witness of Pryce’s WEIRD SCIENCE, FRANCIS, raves about dogs coming out of eggs, by which we mean Bessemer chambers (is that a real thing?) but this is COMPARATIVELY NONWITHSTANDING because

OH GOD WHY Christina OH GOD WHY IS PETER’S FACE GONE OH GOD WHY IS SHELLEY BEING SHOT OH GOD WHY IS HE ALIVE AGAIN OH GOD WHY ANGEL BABY BLOOD EVERYWHERE OH GOD WHY OLIVIA TAIL OH GOD OLIVIA WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT OH GOD ROMAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN, NO

MORE ALHFKDSHFGKSJDHALDKFJH THAN THE ENDING OF PROMETHEUS, AND I DIDN’T EVEN WATCH ALIEN

I FEEL LIKE THIS SHOW WAS A CRUEL, ELABORATE JOKE.

Not a bad choice Mr. Cumberbatch, not a bad choice

Don’t make the trekkies mad though! >_>

(via consultingpiskies)

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon going to prom with you as a date

ooh I’m pretty sure my icon is a sock puppet on my own hand

that would be tragic.

(via willgrahm)

Nice face

It was really fun to open up my tumblr to this today when my friend just texted me THIS gem the other day…:

I AM NOT THIS CRAZY. Am I?…sldfhgsdlfgah;dsf

(via bencumber)

thiefofspace13:

padalackles:

allthingsstarkiddy:

thisis-riversong-backinhercell:

what the heLL IS HAPENIGSD????

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha well that, that would be…no that doesn’t even sound like a good idea

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